the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
oprahofhugs:
gnomestuck:
countfrankula:
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
He sounds like Andrew Hussie.
ianoshea:
do you think tim burton even has auditions for his movies anymore or does he just sit helena and johnny down and say “listen we’re doing another movie”
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
taissafarmigas:
i get really uncomfortable when people say they haven’t even seen harry potter
renkos:
literally all my friends are cute then i’m just
maleficentmordor:
I bet all the other hunters of the world are just looking at the sky and going-
“fucking winchesters”
carnivalowl:
Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
ex-darling:
will graham arrives late for hannibal’s dinner party. he is given the cold shoulder